Funny Facebook Statuses

Funny Facebook Statuses There’s nothing funnier than logging into your Facebook and finding one of your mates has posted a hilarious status update, leaving you in stitches. Often we think its so funny we actually re-post it in our own status updates.

If you have any funny Facebook quotes you would like to share, don’t hesitate to post them. Feel free to go through the website, there are sites to buy pranks and other practical jokes, to play on your friends. Don’t forget to join our group on Facebook and like our fan page. Make sure you login to our Facebook page regularly to find special deals and advertisements. If anyone has any suggestions for the site, please contact us on our Facebook group.

Some of the funniest and wittiest quotes of today on Facebook Status pages:

1. Never trust anyone who has dodgy contacts, they have lied to you already
2. Cash doesn’t buy you happiness but it can sometimes buy you the misery you like beter.
3. If we never had a last minute, that would mean nothing would get done.
4. Ok, you say video games make me violent? Does that mean if I play monopoly, I will get rich?
5. Never, ever trust anyone who has said “I am not supposed to tell anyone, however…”

Don’t do this at home…!!!